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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Marlon Wayans dishing on today's World Cup action

Earlier today: Marlon Wayans knows comparisons

"The Netherlands coach is sharp he dressed like a dutchanese Pat Riley" about an hour ago, via Blackberry

"The goalie for brazil look like a Portuguese kevin james" about two hours ago, via Blackberry

"Half the Netherlands team look like my balding 3rd grade Phys ed teacher" about two hours ago, via Blackberry

Earlier today: Marlon Wayans knows sportsmanship

"Netherlands team is funny they do foul shit then shake Brazil's hand" about two hours ago, via Blackberry

Earlier today: Marlon Wayans finally offers some in depth soccer analysis

"Boy Brazil was clustered around that net like roaches on sweet cereal" about two hours ago, via Blackberry

Tune in next week for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities because it's funny >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Tracy Morgan

April 16: Tracy Morgan has goals

"I don't know about yall but I'm going to grab me up a yaddda and do see death at a funeral this weekend and hopfuly get some ass after."

October 21, 2009: Tracy Morgan offers his services via Twitter

"For $15 I'll induce your labor" 6:53 a.m., via UberTwitter

October 13, 2009: Tracy Morgan is a fan of Tracy Morgan

"siting here watching vh1 hiphop honors. that Tracy Morgan is a funny mother fucker." 6:18 p.m., via web

October 8, 2009: Wow. Just wow.

"my dickhead is shaped liked a darth vadar helmet. my dick is so fat it looks like r2d2." 12:43 p.m., via web

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

BONUS TRACY MORGAN PIC FROM ICE-T'S TWITTER!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Bryan Adams

June 25: Oooohhhhh Bryan Adams is still alive

"Went to see Pearl Jam tonight in London, Hyde Park, what a great night..." 4:48 p.m., via web

June 23: Boom! Bryan Adams takes no shit via Twitter

"Message to Ryan Murphy / Glee: Please stop telling the press I rejected your show, when we've NEVER spoken. Be polite and pick up the phone." 5:41 p.m., via web

June 4: In Canada, this is considered really fancy

"Here is a shot of a guitar/piano set up at the Warehouse Studio...my studio in Canada :)" 6:46 a.m., via Twitpic

May 23: So many possible jokes...

"Post show band meeting, Denmark 2010" 5:46 a.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more  hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.

BONUS BRYAN ADAMS TWIT PHOTO!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Wrestler and ABC gameshow host Chris Jericho

June 26: Spoiler alert: Chris Jericho is really into metal

"Iron Maidens gonna get u no matter how far!!!" 9:22 p.m., via text

June 26: Chris Jericho has questionable looking friends just like you

"The Expendables hit the limo...." 1 p.m., via TwitBird

June 22: We find this highly disturbing for some reason

"The two best game show hosts of all time...." 11:16 p.m., via TwitBird

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

BONUS CHRIS JERICHO METAL PIC!

The Weekly Volcano follows weed-smoking, twitter-happy celebrities because it's funny>>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, smoking with Snoop Dogg...

June 26: Snoop Dogg goes Euro

"Super heavy right now with Dj Green Lantern n Damian Marley baccstage Brussels, Belgium" 7:06 p.m., via TweetGenius

June 26: Earlier that day...

"Willie" 4:44 p.m., via TweetGenius

May 20: Guess what time it is?

"spark it up!!!!" 4:20 p.m., via Web

May 11: Snoop Dogg shout out

"much love to the great Bob Marley... everyone spark one up!!!" 6:54 p.m., via Web

April 20: Dedicated to the craft

"Daz tryn to do a 420 smokeathon!! At eazzzz!!" 11:23 p.m., via UberTwitter

Tune in tomorrow for more Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Weird Al Yankovic

April 12: Weird Al's got Bieber Fever

"What’s going on here?? I wake up this morning, and Justin Bieber’s NOT TRENDING. I don’t want to live in a world like this!" 10:23 a.m., via Web

March 28: Weird Al whips out the innuendo

" …where every trip has a “happy ending”…" 11:07 a.m., via Twitpic

March 25: Weird Al hangs with other funny people

"Patton Oswalt has decided to just go with this look permanently. Bold move, sir." 10:19 a.m., via Twitpic

March 12: Weird Al hangs in the Yo Gabba Gabba green room.

"The hardest part about show business is all the waiting around." 1:11 p.m., via Twitpic

Tune in next week for more Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

BONUS WEIRD AL TWITTER PIC!!!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Weird Al Yankovic

May 3: Weird Al gets all legal on our ass

"Turns out the TV show “Fox & Friends” is a complete rip-off. I smell intellectual property lawsuit!" 10:14 a.m., via Twitpic

May 1: Weird Al landscapes, or redesigns, or something...

"I finally got tired of people urinating on my lawn, so I decided to do something about it." 7:16 a.m., via Twitpic

April 27: Weird Al is just plain weird

"The street sign that inspired a thousand porn soundtracks" 12:00 p.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

THE WEEKLY VOLCANO FOLLOWS B- AND C-LIST CELEBRITIES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Weird Al Yankovic

May 31: Weird Al gets deep

"Sometimes I sit and ponder the mathematical impossibility of my very existence, and other times I just think about Wheat Thins." 8:47 a.m., via Web

May 8: Weird Al chills

"Taking a break in the studio. Right now I'm in the special room where Michael Jackson used to hang out with Bubbles." 8:59 p.m., via Web

May 6: Weird Al arrives

"You haven’t truly made it in show biz until a restaurant names a tamale pie special after you." 10:20 a.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

The Weekly Volcano follows the people you're too embarrassed to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Weird Al Yankovic

June 21: Weird Al blends in.

"Trying to be incognito." 18 hours ago, via TwitPic

June 16: Mmmm... donuts

"Okay, the diet's over" 11:54 a.m., via TwitPic

June 14: Weird Al connects with fans

"Back at LAX - if you want to chat, for the next 25 minutes I'll be at this phone booth: (310)665-9476." 10:33 a.m., via TwitPic

June 11: OK, this just sounds dirty

"Thanks again to @hansonmusic for dropping by Yankland!" 8:16 p.m., via TwitPic

Tune in tomorrow for more Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano

The Weekly Volcano follows the people you're too embarrassed to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Extra special potpourri!

BOB VILLA

June 21: Bob Villa is a mundane Twitter whore

"Beware of the perils of putting out bird seed in hot weather: http://www.bobvila.com/t/birdseed" via Web, 9:00 a.m.

P-DIDDY

June 16: P-Diddy offers sound advice. Wait. What?

"Mindfuck somone tonight! It will make you feel better:) GO" via UberTwitter, 10:45 p.m.

June 15: OK. That's more like it.

"TONIGHT!!! Watch "THE CITY" on MTV-10:30pm!!" via Web, 1:12 p.m.

THE DALAI LAMA

June 12: Fuck yeah, the Dalai Lama is on Twitter

"Because of the profoundly interconnected reality of today’s world, we need to relate to the challenges we face as a single human family" 2:04 a.m., via the Web

Tune in tomorrow for more Weekly Volcano Twitter stalking action!