Weekly Volcano music columnist who swills forbidden cocktails while injecting dangerous, sweaty, catchy, alcohol- drenched, cigarette- smoke-smelling, hard-volume rock 'n' roll plasma into his veins.
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As is typically the case this time of year, Bobble Tiki is gearing up. No, not for the annual boxed wine intervention that Bobble Tiki’s family unleashes like clockwork shortly after the holidays come to an end, or the trip to the mall for pants a waist size bigger
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As is typically the case this time of year, Bobble Tiki is gearing up. No, not for the annual boxed wine intervention that Bobble Tiki’s family unleashes like clockwork shortly after the holidays come to an end, or the trip to the mall for pants a waist size bigger — Bobble
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Of all the many things Bobble Tiki enjoys about the holidays, one thing sits atop that list. The parties. Sure, booze filled eggnog is nice, Christmas trees smell good, and candy canes are fun to suck on until they get really sharp and end up drawing blood in your
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Of all the many things Bobble Tiki enjoys about the holidays, one thing sits atop that list. The parties. Sure, booze filled eggnog is nice, Christmas trees smell good, and candy canes are fun to suck on until they get really sharp and end up drawing blood in your mouth, but nothing
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Bobble Tiki feels right at home on the Internet. It’s a place that fits him. For one, facts and reality matter very little on the Internet. Secondly, most people on the Internet are topless. In those respects, the Internet is, basically, like a Tiki family reunion. If you
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Bobble Tiki feels right at home on the Internet. It’s a place that fits him. For one, facts and reality matter very little on the Internet. Secondly, most people on the Internet are topless. In those respects, the Internet is, basically, like a Tiki family reunion. If you haven’t heard
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Bobble Tiki loves a good story about overcoming long odds. It’s one of the reasons he thinks he should receive extra credit from his bosses here at the Weekly Volcano for making it to work on time on Mondays. Few, if any, expect Bobble Tiki to pull off the feat
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Bobble Tiki loves a good story about overcoming long odds. It’s one of the reasons he thinks he should receive extra credit from his bosses here at the Weekly Volcano for making it to work on time on Mondays. Few, if any, expect Bobble Tiki to pull off the feat
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Although the holidays are a time for joy and light, Bobble Tiki will spend hours trying, unsuccessfully, to string lights around the hut in some presentable fashion. Bobble Tiki’s fingers will grow raw and numbed as family members shout orders through a bullhorn. This is Dante’s second circle of Hell
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Although the holidays are a time for joy and light, Bobble Tiki will spend hours trying, unsuccessfully, to string lights around the hut in some presentable fashion. Bobble Tiki’s fingers will grow raw and numbed as family members shout orders through a bullhorn. This is Dante’s second circle of Hell
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Oh dear lord is Bobble Tiki excited — and this boner isn’t just about Thanksgiving, Bobble Tiki’s absolute favorite holiday of all time. No, Bobble Tiki has far more to be excited about than simply Thanksgiving right now. Not only will Bobble Tiki’s bloodstream be injected with tryptophan and Banquet
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Oh dear lord is Bobble Tiki excited — and this boner isn’t just about Thanksgiving, Bobble Tiki’s absolute favorite holiday of all time. No, Bobble Tiki has far more to be excited about than simply Thanksgiving right now. Not only will Bobble Tiki’s bloodstream be injected with tryptophan and Banquet Beer
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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh The New Kids are so old the Clapper turns them on. Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh But they’re the reason Bobble Tiki sings this song. That’s right, now aging teenage girls of the late ’80s
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Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh The New Kids are so old the Clapper turns them on. Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh But they’re the reason Bobble Tiki sings this song. That’s right, now aging teenage girls of the late ’80s
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Bobble Tiki is back. After a restful vacation spent rediscovering his umbrella drink and suntan lotion heritage in Hawaii, Bobble Tiki resumes his post this week here in the dreary Northwest, rearing and ready to once again put his Tiki nose to the grindstone. It’s funny how even a short
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Bobble Tiki is back. After a restful vacation spent rediscovering his umbrella drink and suntan lotion heritage in Hawaii, Bobble Tiki resumes his post this week here in the dreary Northwest, rearing and ready to once again put his Tiki nose to the grindstone. It’s funny how even a short
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This late-night mini-fest of blood-injected spazzmatic anti-cinema is sure to cause at least one of Bobble Tiki’s major organs to fail, screens Saturday night as part of the Olympia Film Festival. Beginning at midnight and running through early morning Sunday, “Invaders From Mars,” “House By The Cemetery,” “Tokyo Gore
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This late-night mini-fest of blood-injected spazzmatic anti-cinema is sure to cause at least one of Bobble Tiki’s major organs to fail, screens Saturday night as part of the Olympia Film Festival. Beginning at midnight and running through early morning Sunday, “Invaders From Mars,” “House By The Cemetery,” “Tokyo Gore Police,” “Nightmare
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Bobble Tiki loves him a good cup of coffee. Admittedly, Bobble Tiki has never really been amused when people use the phrase “loves him a …” but in the case of coffee, Bobble Tiki’s willing to let even the most annoying of vernaculars slide. Bobble Tiki’s a quad shot kind of
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Bobble Tiki loves him a good cup of coffee. Admittedly, Bobble Tiki has never really been amused when people use the phrase “loves him a …” but in the case of coffee, Bobble Tiki’s willing to let even the most annoying of vernaculars slide. Bobble Tiki’s a quad shot kind of