YOU CAN STILL GET TRASHED THE TRASHY WAY!!>>>

Many were blind sided by the recent and sudden ban on Four Loko, that classy, canned cocktail sold at 7-Eleven and other fine establishments. Well, if you can't live without the toxic drink, put your Schlitz Malt Liquor down and listen up, because there's good news. Buzzfeed.com provides a recipe and even video directions for home-brewing this super caffeinated, high-octane beverage at home.

Additional Tips:

Step 1: After mixing, pour into bottle and wrap in paper bag

Step 2: Sit alone on porch and drink while chain smoking

Step 3: Pee outdoors responsibly - i.e. pull down your pants.

Step 4: Try not to drunk dial your mom.