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Save Japan! and drink some sake.

DOWNTOWN TACOMA'S FUJIYA RESTAURANT LAYS IT DOWN FOR JAPANESE RELIEF FUNDS>>> Normally when there's a global disaster Americans come through with the red, white, and blue and donate, donate, donate. As a fellow American, I'm urging you to follow the crowd. But, while you serve your fellow man, why not be served

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Crazy Shit I Found on the Internet

LADY-BIT PRODUCTS SOLD AT 200 DECIBELS>>> After a late night restaurant shift, I headed home, microwaved a burrito and plopped myself on the couch to watch some good late-night TV. Alright, it was bad late-night TV, but I can't deny myself a 12-hour marathon of TLC's I Didn't Know I was Pregnant. I

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Crazy Shit I Found on the Internet (NSFW)

FRIDAY (HELL YEAH) VIDEO BREAK>>> My Internet is out at home, so I'm chilling at the Satellite Coffee by the downtown YMCA, where the wheat grass grows high in a planter behind the juicing counter and the baristas are camouflaged with tattoos and talk on their cell phones while they make

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Crazy Shit I Found on the Internet

FALL IN LOVE OR SNORT COCAINE - IT'S YOUR CHOICE >>> According to Medical News Today, falling in love affects intellectual areas of the brain and triggers the same sensation of euphoria experienced by people when they do cocaine. Researchers from Syracuse University found that when someone falls in love, several

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Crazy Shit I Found on the Internet

DON'T BELIEVE EVERY MORMON TALE YOU HEAR FROM A STRANGER ON THE BUS>>> My last Google search? "Mormon wedding penis hole." Before you judge, let me defend myself by saying that I heard once from some guy on a bus that the Mormon wedding ceremony involves the groom's penis being inserted

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Crazy Shit I Found on the Internet

SUPER MARIO PRODIGY>>> I used to dream of being a doctor, then a singer, and later in life, a writer for the New York Times. After watching this video, I realize my goals in life haven't been nearly ambitious enough. This guy beat Mario Brothers 3 in less than 11 minutes.

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Crazy Shit I Found on the Internet: Super Bowl Edition

BIG MUSCULAR MEN DANCING LIKE LITTLE GIRLS>>> You've probably seen the classic "Super Bowl Shuffle." But what you may not have seen are the hilarious spoofs of the video that have been created since the '80s original debuted. There are hundreds of "Shuffle" remakes, but two that take the cake. Please enjoy

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Crazy Shit I Found on the Internet

HAPPY FRIDAY VIDEO DISTRACTION>>> Don Hertzfeldt is genius. The man creates stickfigure short animated films that make Trey Parker and Matt Stone look like a couple of amateurs. In this video he's compiled a bunch of shorts together, all of which have previously been rejected from network television - probably because

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Crazy Shit I Found...in my backyard (yesterday - and that the stupid editor forgot to post until today)

PUT SOME GROUNDHOG IN YOUR MOUTH>>> Happy Grounhog's day! (Yesterday) Because my parents were away for both Thanksgiving and Christmas this year, we are instead having a Groundhog's day family get-together. No joke. I offered my chef step-dad an actual groundhog recipe to incorporate into our feast, and even offered up

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Crazy Shit I Found on the Internet

HAPPY YEAR OF THE RABBIT>>> Today marks the first day of the Chinese New Year. I kicked off my celebration by eating a breakfast of two fortune cookies (both which promised me considerable luck between the sheets) and spending a couple hours watching really cheesy videos of Chinese children rapping about

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