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Happy Monday, world. Which delightfully means hours and hours of Happy hours! We've been given the task of calling about 150 bars in the South Sound, updating the Weekly Volcano's Happy Hour database.

Yes, we've realized the irony of having high school interns calling bars, pubs, and clubs, but we've chosen to ignore it. Though we've come across many alcohol-related terms, we've used Urban Dictionary to solve all of our problems. We've learned that apart from the dirty definitions, a pounder is a 16-ounce can glass of beer - we hope.  I guess it's one of those things that helps build character, as well as a deep hunger for hummus plates, garlic bread and other various appetizers.

In the meantime, you should check out the Volcano's sweet Happy Hour page. It's guaranteed to get your stomach growling.