THE STARS NEVER LIE...STARTING NOW.>>>

So, you thought you were a Virgo for the last 27 years of your life. Well, turns out you were wrong, and really only because astrologers have been too lazy to change the placement of astrological signs, apparently inaccurate for the past 3,000 years.

According to astrologer Parke Kunkle, the moon's gravitational pull has made the Earth "wobble" around its axis, setting the Earth in a different spot in relation to the Sun. The change in equatorial allignment has created nearly a one-month bump in the stars' relative position and with that: a new arrangement of astrological signs.

A debate has begun about changing the zodiac. Not only has nearly every birthday shifted to a new sign, but a new sign has been added to the mix: Ophiuchus, which is represented by Serpentarius the Healer, a man subduing a gigantic snake. (It's pretty sexy.)

The New Zodiac Calendar:

Capricorn: Jan. 20 - Feb. 16
Aquarius: Feb. 16 - March 11
Pisces: March 11- April 18
Aries: April 18- May 13
Taurus: May 13- June 21
Gemini: June 21- July 20
Cancer: July 20- Aug. 10
Leo: Aug. 10- Sept. 16
Virgo: Sept. 16- Oct. 30
Libra: Oct. 30- Nov. 23
Scorpio: Nov. 23- Nov. 29
Ophiuchus: Nov. 29- Dec. 17
Sagittarius: Dec. 17- Jan. 20