I'VE GOTS HAY FEVER BITCHES!>>>

And the award for "Most Creative Drunk Driver" goes to the butt-ass-naked hay baler from Armarillo, Texas. Well, I'm reading here that the video is a fake. Dream crushers! The disclaimer is probably neccessary. I mean, if you can sue McDonald's for making you fat, you can probably sue Youtube because your drunk uncle tried to run himself through a thresher. Fucking America.