DEAR ASS FACE>>>

You invaded my personal area (house) and took my most prized treasure, my V (Viral connection). So, please, take care of my beloved box (compact hard drive) and love it like I did (at least twice a day). Gleefully make ear love to my mp3 catalogue (2,000 deep), watch and enjoy with your entire body my uploaded collection of every season of Saved By the Bell, and grasp yourself tightly whilst being enraptured by my essays on Kant, Tolstoy, and the exportation of uranium.

One other thing..

Go f**k yourself.