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Last week two Houston adult entertainment clubs agreed to settle a federal age discrimination case with a 56- year-old former stripper who was fired due to her advanced age. Get this - male managers had the audacity to call her too "old" for the business. The insensitive management clearly forgot the number one rule in sexuality: there's something for everyone.

In fact, I am positive that there are at least three men in this country who at this very moment are fantasizing over the image of a wrinkled woman getting a sponge bath by a geriatrics nurse. I'm just glad we have a judicial system that gets that. Based on the U.S. Equal Employment Opportunity Commission, 56-year-old Mary Bassi was awarded $60,000. U.S.A! All the Way!