WEEKLY VOLCANO: Who are you and what do you do?

JORDAN TAYLOR: In person I'm untouchable, but I can be found online at facebook.com/jordant. For several years I drove myself crazy, until I found serenity in playing music. I studied philosophy, computer science, chemistry, applied mathematics and color by numbers.

VOLCANO: Biggest turn-ons?

TAYLOR: I like SHORT walks on the beach, people who are outgoing,  those flashlights you shake to charge, Hall & Oates, VHS players, nerdy girls, getting kissed on the ear, hula hoops, incoming calls when my phone is on vibrate and cashews on pizza. :)

VOLCANO: Biggest turn-offs?

TAYLOR: Things that gross me out include violence, guitars with bad intonation, someone telling you the ending of a movie you're about to see, people who can only text because they forgot how to talk on the phone,  the misuse of drugs and alcohol, jealousy and spicy clowns.

VOLCANO: How do you explain your victory in the 2011 Weekly Volcano Sexy Issue? Obviously you're doing something right ...

TAYLOR: When I play drums, I'm making love to the drums. The drums are sayin', "Whoa Jordan, be gentle, that hurts.." and I'm like, "I don't care, this feels good." I would have to attribute the success of our band to my sexiness, it has lead to the publication of this article and now KOZO is looking into signing with a record label. I'm not allowed to divulge which one, but lets just say it rhymes with Relapse Records.

VOLCANO: Is it ever difficult being so hot?

TAYLOR: Oh yeah, it was hard growing up being hotter than everyone I knew. I'm an exemplary of excellence. It's almost like a handicap.

VOLCANO: What's your favorite thing about where you live and work? What makes it sexy?

TAYLOR: The South Sound can be damn sexy. Going camping or on a hike to enjoy nature's beauty in between recording hit records is a must.

VOLCANO: Given the opportunity, one thing you'd like to say is:   

TAYLOR: Don't jump into your drum set, kids. It will only end up breaking your heart. <3 Jordakai