Stupid Myspace's blog system sucks so the Weekly Volcano can't post today's live music and DJs to our Myspace site.  Therefore, enjoy this long list:

IN THE CLUBS
ACOUSTIC/FOLK/CELTIC
Cafe© Luna Vashon Island. Christie Aitken 7:30 pm.
Olympia Farmers Market Olympia. Spot The Dog 11 am-2 pm. NC.
Tugboat Annie's Olympia. Irish Music Session 1-4 pm. NC.
Vashon Island Grange Hall Vashon Island. Vashon Irish Dance Society Ceili Dance featuring Martin Nyberg, The Gold Ring 7 pm. $7.

COMEDY/PARTIES
Cheers West University Place. Linda Dias & Company Comedy Show 8 pm. $10.
Comedy Underground Downtown Tacoma. Rick D'Elia 9 and 11 pm. $12.
The Haven Tavern Parkland. Barstool bingo 7 pm. NC.
Lady Luck Cowgirl Up Spanaway. Tacoma's roller derby team Dockyard Derby Dames will wash your car, arm wrestling you then head inside and party with you noon until when they leave.
Tully's Coffee Downtown. Tacoma. Saturday Night Slam competitive performances and open mic, AA, 7-10 pm. $3-$5.

COUNTRY/BLUEGRASS
Carpenter's Hall Tacoma. Tacoma Bluegrass Jam 1-6 pm.
Eagles Gig Harbor. Gerry Ray Band 9 pm. NC.
Loco Gringos Dos Tacoma. Hiram B. Freedom's Honky Tonk Holy Ghost Revival with Symphony of Stars 8 pm. NC.
Lucky Eagle Casino Rochester. Backfire Band 9 pm. NC.
Old General Store Roy. Tequila Rose 9 pm. NC.

DJ/DANCE
Area 151 Tacoma. Salsa Night DJs 9 pm. $5.
Bleachers Sports Bar & Pub Parkland. DJ/karaoke/Bleacher Dancing Babes 9 pm.
Bridgeport Bar & Grill Lakewood. DJ Quiet Storm Mens' Night old school 9 pm. $5, men NC.
Bull's Eye Spanaway. DJ dance music 9 pm. NC.
Cafe© Arizona Federal Way. International dance DJ 9 pm.
Chalet B&G Puyallup. DJ dance mix 9 pm. NC.
Champions Sports Bar/Yen Ching Lakewood. DJ old school, hip-hop 9 pm. $5.
Cheers West University Place. DJ Zombie spins Top 40 hits 9 pm. NC.
Club North Fort Lewis. DJ country 8 pm, R&B 10 pm. $4 military/$5 civilian.
Club Silverstone Downtown Tacoma. DJ Eric spinning Top 40, R&B, and hip-hop 9 pm. NC.
Cue & Cushion Sports Bar Spanaway. DJ Hawaiian Reggae, R&B 9 pm. NC.
Frankie's Sports B&G Olympia. DJ/karaoke 9 pm. NC.
The Harvester Puyallup. DJ/Karaoke 9 pm.
La Costa Downtown Tacoma. Drag queen show 9:15 pm English, 11:30 pm Spanish.
Lady Luck/Cowgirl Up Spanaway. DJ 9 pm. $5.
The Loft Tacoma. DJ Phase funk, R&B and hip-hop 9 pm.
Longhorn Saloon Lakewood. Open Mic classic rock and country 8:30 pm. NC.
Maggie O'Toole's Lakewood. Ladies' Night DJ Danno Top 40, dance 9 pm. Ladies free until 12 am, military free until 11 pm.
The Mark Olympia. DJ hip-hop, electronica, funk 9 pm. NC.
Mei Wei Garden Lacey. DJ T-Loc hip-hop 9 pm.
McCabe's Downtown Tacoma. Country DJ 8 pm. $5.
The Monsoon Room Hilltop Tacoma. "Men in a Tie Night" with random beats by DJ Lulu Spice 10 pm. NC.
O'Callahan's Key Center. DJ/Karaoke 9 pm. NC.
O'Henry's Sports Bar & Grill Puyallup. DJ hip-hop, R&B 9:30 pm. NC.
O'Malley's Irish Pub Tacoma. Another Round, rock 'n' roll favorites 9 pm. NC.
On The Rocks Downtown Tacoma. DJ Top 40/Techno 11 pm. After Hours Party 2-4 am. $5.
Pounder's Pub & Grub Lakewood. Live hip-hop, rap with TKO and others 9 pm. NC.
Puerto Vallarta Mexican Cantina Yelm. DJ/karaoke 9 pm. NC.
Ram Restaurant Puyallup. DJ 9:30 pm. NC.
The Red Dragon Tacoma. Sensual Saturdays Ladies' Night hosted by TheLastSuperHero.com with DJ Hype 9 pm. Ladies NC, gentlemen pay $5 before 10 pm.
Red Zone Tacoma. DJ hip-hop 9:30 pm. $5.
Rudy's Restaurant East Tacoma. DJ R&B 9 pm. NC.
Schooner Pub Lakewood. DJ Gus Top 40 dance 9 pm. NC.
Seattle Center House Seattle. Saturday Night Big Ballroom Dance 7-11 pm.
Star Lite Lounge Tacoma. DJ Top 40, hip-hop 9 pm. NC.
Syren Lounge Tacoma. The "SINS Saturday Night" with DJ Jeff Feist 10 pm.
Taboo Downtown Tacoma. DJ Kenny King 9 pm. NC.
Trospers B&G Tumwater. DJ/karaoke 9:30 pm. NC.
21 Commerce Downtown Tacoma. DJ J-Fresh spins funk, soul and old school music and videos 9 pm. NC.
The Unicorn Ruston. DJ Don Top 40 9:30 pm. NC.
The Vault Olympia. The 260 crew spins urban Top 40 9 pm.
Wayne's Inn B&G Puyallup. DJs Top 40 9 pm. NC.
Western Caf�© Tacoma. DJ/karaoke 9 pm. NC.

JAZZ/BLUES/LOUNGE
Alfred's Cafe© & Bubble Room Tacoma. Mike Nelson Trio 8 pm. NC.
Ben Moore's Cafe© Olympia. George Seidel on piano 5-9 pm.
Chopstix Tacoma. Dueling pianos 8 pm.
El Gaucho Downtown Tacoma. Steve Andreason in the piano lounge 7:30 pm. NC.
Judson St. Cafe© Gig Harbor. Al Gord jazz pianist 7-9 pm. NC.
Oscar's on Hosmer Tacoma. Jerry Kennedy on the piano 6 pm. NC.
Porter's Place Tacoma. David Keys Trio 6 pm.
Red Lion Inn Olympia. Russ Hubley Jazz band 7-10 pm.
Six Olives Tacoma. Sirrah Noel and friends 8 pm. NC.
The Spar & Jazz Lounge Olympia. Ocho Pies 8 pm. NC.

ROCK/POP
The Blacksmith Tacoma. The F@#%ing Eagles, Beat Box Fred, The Plastards, Blonco Bronco 7 pm.
Catapult Gallery Tacoma. with Kulture Lab with Robcat, Aaron Spiro, Cassandra Speaks, M.E. and Me, Blood Clot, AA, 7 pm. NC.
Centre At Norpoint Tacoma. Metro Parks Summer Sounds and Cinema with Raucous followed by Tacoma Idol contest followed by "Wallace and Gromit in the Curse of the Were-Rabbit," 6:30 pm. NC.
The Clipper Olympia. Wide Eye Panic, The Dirty Birds 9 pm. $5 or more. A benefit for awesome Bartender Jay, whose house burned down.
Club Impact/Brick City Project Downtown Tacoma. A Chance Without, Motion to Action, A Quiet Uprising, Pistol for a Paycheck, The Guilt Engine, Far Cry, AA, 8 pm.
Coyote Saloon Spanaway. Road House 9 pm. $3.
The Fire Creek Grill Olympia. Ragged Edge 8 pm.
4th Ave Ale House Olympia. Totalisti, Subservient, The Empty Hollow 9 pm. $3.
Garfield Street Parkland. Pride of Parkland "Pop" Fest featuring Hale and Friends, Laborer, Folk Singers In Hell, Heirship, Johnny Smokes, Blue Ringer, Sledgeback, Tim Hatch, Kim Archer Band, AA, 10 am. NC.
Gig Harbor Farmers Market Gig Harbor. Dave Calhoun/TropZone 11:30 am.
Great American Casino Lakewood. 4More 9 pm. NC.
The Hall University Place. Hallapalooza! featuring Pete Moss Band, Don't Tell Sophie, Durango, Zero Year, They Come In Swarms, Sidetracked, Never Looking Back, Cerise, Fatum, Gift of Prophecy, Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally, Made For War, Left Alive, I Declare War, Biznautics, Nothing To Prove 12 pm. $8.
Hell's Kitchen Tacoma. Fall From Grace, Theme For Murder, Absence of Grace, Last Ditch Remedy, Gutbomb, AA, 5:20 pm. $7. Glimpse, The Demise, Never Quiet, Never Still, Lesser Side Sequel 9 pm. $5.
Lucky Eagle Casino Rochester. Backfire Band 9 pm. NC.
Mandolin Cafe© Tacoma. Chymes of Freedom 8 pm.
McCoy's Tavern Olympia. Victor Cutoff, Artimus Maximus 9 pm.
Mission Woods Church Milton. Brian Dixen Band 7 pm.
Muckleshoots Casino Auburn. Bounce, GruvBox 6 pm. NC.
PJ Pockets Casino Federal Way. Aqua Vinyl 9 pm. NC.
The Red Zone Tacoma. Open mic/karaoke/dance music 9 pm. NC.
Tacoma City Lights Downtown Tacoma. The Fabulous Wailers 9 pm. $8.
Shakabrah Java Tacoma. Focus Point 8 pm.
Swiss Tavern Tacoma. Dance Factory 9 pm. $6.
Urban Exchange Tacoma. Seaweed Jack, AA, 7 pm. NC.
The Vault Olympia. Johnny Stranger, Simple Grey, AA, 6 pm. $3.
Wreck Room/Chips Casino Lakewood. Erotica 9 pm. NC.

SOUL/FUNK/HIP-HOP
Franklin Park Tacoma. A&R, Deathrow East, Mr. D.O.G. 3 pm.
Lucky Eagle Casino Rochester. New Blues Brothers 9 pm. NC.
Temple Theater Tacoma. Fatal Hussein, HAK M.O.B., Ill Official Fam 8 pm.
The Turning Point Tacoma. Miss LayDee 9 pm. $5.

WORLD BEAT
Jazzbones Tacoma. Trombanga 9 pm. $10.

CONCERTS
Chicago Seattle. Aug. 25-26 7 pm. $49.50-$79.50 (Chateau Ste Michelle Winery, TM).
Gallagher Fife. Aug. 26 8:30 pm. $30-$65 (Emerald Queen, TM).
Rick Springfield, Eddie Money Marysville. Aug. 26 7 pm. $40-$50 (Tulalip Amphitheatre, TM).
Dudley Manlove Quartet Seattle. Aug. 26 8 pm. $17 (Triple Door, (206) 838-4333).
Hurt Seattle. Aug. 26 (all ages) 8 pm. $9.99 (Studio 7, TW).
Nudestock with Nick Vigarino, Mary McPage Band, Michael Powers Snoqualmie. Aug. 26 11 am. $17-$22 (Fraternity Snoqualmie, (425) 392-6833).