THE DAILY WORD
Learn it, use it, spell it

Sedulous \SEJ-uh-luhs\, adjective:

Diligent in application or pursuit; steadily industrious.
Characterized by or accomplished with care and perseverance.

USAGE EXAMPLE: After an amazing display of perseverance and truly sedulous effort, Bobble Tiki finally managed to try a shot of every scotch the Friendly Duck had to offer. In retrospect, Bobble Tiki doesn’t regret his feat, he simply wishes he would have spread the event over more than one night.

THE AFTERNOON NEWS

EGGS: Let our chickens go!

DENVER: Rocky Raccoon goes down.

SPORTS: Juice or not to juice?

VIDEO: Rain vs. Colbert.

HUSTLER OF CULTURE
You can stand atop the mountain and scream your naked desires to the universe or shed that synapse epilepsy and hug the South Sound today with your fellow man:

MUSIC: The Viaduct was supposed to have its first show on Friday, if the new all ages club passed inspection. As this is written on Friday night, and Bobble Tiki stayed home and drank boxed wine and watched the second season of "Weeds" on DVD instead of going out and having an actual life, Bobble Tiki doesn’t know if everything went down OK for the Viaduct yet. If the inspection went well for the Viaduct â€" which is operated by the same folks who ran the Hall and the Junkyard â€" then tonight A Quiet Uprising, Proven, Open Fire, Maila, and Zeroyear will take the stage at the Viaduct (2725 Alaska St. in Tacoma).

MORE MUSIC: What's on tonight.

THE ARTS: The Prom is tonight!

BOBBLE TIKI'S THREATS AND PROMISES COLUMN
Canned Heat play Jazzbones tonight.

As always, Bobble Tiki doesn't care what you do today because he doesn't even know you.  And unless you check out the Weekly Volcano's Web site, Bobble Tiki doesn't want to me you.  Besides, it's time to blow this joint because it's so obvious you are becoming further and further removed from all that is genuine and real and visceral and virtuous and Bobble Tiki doesn't play that with his afternoon snack.

OK, Bobble Tiki apologizes.  Please be his friend here.

Breakfast with Bobble Tiki runs Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays.  Deal with it.