MATT DRISCOLL: A LOOK BACK AT THE WEEK THAT WAS >>>
Is it Saturday again already? It feels like we just went through this song and dance.
But I digress. It is Saturday, and that means it’s time for the Volcano’s almost entirely flippant review of the week that was â€" conveniently known as “Week in Review.â€
So, enough with the small talk. Let’s get this party started!
Monday, April 20
Usually I start off the Week in Review columns by admitting how hard it is for me to remember what happened all the way back on Monday. This week I REALLY mean it.
Monday was 4/20, International Stoner Holiday Extravaganza!
(Note: The fact that I feel a need to put an exclamation point behind such a sentence may have something to do with why I have so much trouble remembering what happened on Mondays on other weeks, too, but I’m not here to talk about that.)
What I am here to talk about is smoking weed â€" which I’m sure plenty of you did on 4/20.
But let’s be honest. If you celebrate 4/20 with gusto, you’re probably getting high on most days.
Either ways, here’s a little something for the stoners out there. Enjoy.
Tuesday, April 21
As you may recall, I was deeply hurt by the Jay Cutler trade. This is the crux of being a Denver Bronco fan. And seeing as today is NFL Draft day, I thought it might be worth a few sentences that on Tuesday I stumbled across this awesome picture of Cutler partying it up in his new home of Chicago.
Though there are plenty of pictures of Denver’s new quarterback partying it up floating around the Internet, Cutler looks particularly douchey here. And I also hear he drives a Hummer. It’s things like this that are making it easier to let go.
Anyway, this idea isn’t mine (it’s actually stolen from www.notqualifiedtocomment.com), but it’s kind of fun to make up captions for this picture. I’ll get it started, and let’s see what you come up with. Since you probably don’t have strong feelings for the Broncos, it should be even easier for you to make fun of Baby Jay as it is for me.
Here’s my caption:
Blond Guy (Greg Olsen): Dude, seriously, how hot are we right now? Totally smokin’. I think it was a good decision to unbutton that shirt.
Cutler: Man, I’m trashed. Glad you like my decision to show off a little chest. Coincidentally, this is the face I made when I fucked the Broncos. Wanna make out?
Wednesday, April 22
I’m not sure how you’re Wednesday shaped up, but certainly the most exciting thing that happened to me was a phone call from Pierce County Sheriff’s spokesman Ed Troyer. You always love it when guy tells you “I could give you more politically correct answers, but I’m not a politician.â€
As a journalist, this is when you grab your pencil or turn on the tape recorder.
Troyer was calling me back in regards to a recent letter from Pierce County Councilmember Shawn Bunney to Sheriff Paul Pastor questioning Pastor’s decision to cut Marine Patrols. Bunney thinks the idea sucks, but Troyer was having none of it.
Check out the coverage here.
Thursday, April 23
Slow day.
However, I did get an email from Tacoma’s own Justin Peterson, who you probably know from behind the bar at Hell’s Kitchen. Peterson is competing in the World Beard and Mustache Championship in Alaska, and he sent me a link to a pretty funny page.
His words: “Tacoma represent!â€
Friday, April 24
As I’ve said before, Dan Voelpel is like the Woodward AND Bernstein of Puyallup’s new Sonic Drive-in. He’s been on that story since Day 1 like a proverbial fly on proverbial shit.
With the South Hill Sonic Drive-in location scheduled to open fo’ realz on Monday, Voelpel checked in on Friday with an update.
As of Friday evening, it was the most popular article on the Trib’s site for the day.
I guess people are eating it up.
Get it?
Here’s a little Sonic love to take us out on.
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