MICHAEL SWAN: CLICK! CABLE TV ADS MORE HIGH-DEFINITION CHANNELS >>>

If you have been inside watching television the last four days then you’re a moron. Seriously. Remember our winter? It looked a lot like the weather forecast for the next four days.

Yes, that sound like a large bovine beast letting loose a fire-extinguishing stream of wastewater upon a hard, flat mineral surface is on it’s way again. Rain. Lots of it.

So maybe it’s a blessing that Click! Cable TV added 17 high-definition channels to its line-up today. If I’m doing the math right, the Tacoma cable company has added more than 30 HD channels in less than a year. Nice.

Let’s take a look at what they added.

ABC Family HD
Animal Planet HD (There’s a tiger in my living room! Oh, it’s just HD)
Bravo HD (The Real Housewives of New York City â€" now with more wrinkles!)
Cartoon Network HD (This one actually doesn’t go online until later in April. My bad.)
CNBC HD (When the market starts to turn around, the graphs pointing up will be even clearer and easier to read.)
Disney Channel HD (The Jonas Brothers! Now with more sweat!)
E! HD (No more eye strains searching for nip slips!)
History Channel HD
Lifetime HD (now with bigger teardrops!)
Lifetime Movie Network HD
Sci-Fi HD
Disney XD HD
Travel Channel HD
WGN America HD (See Lou Pinella turn red like you never have before as the Cubs attempt to go to the World Series for the first time in 101 years)
The Science Channel HD
Planet Green HD
The Movie Channel (TMC) HD