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EDITOR'S NOTE: We were without Internet yesterday morning here at Weekly Volcano World Headquarters. We apologize for not Twitter Stalking. We promise we'll make it up to you.

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that. Following @Snow on Twitter isn't going to look cool (#alickyboomboomdown).

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Justin Bieber

April 20: Justin Bieber does Japan - Bieber style

"ç§ï¿½ã�¯ã��ã�ªã��ã�®é�»è©±ç�ªå�·ã�'æ��ã�-ã�¦ã��ã��ã��ã��ã��That is "Can I have your phone number?" This line is very important to me while traveling this country. lol" via Web, 9:24 p.m.

April 20: Justin Bieber proclaims the tightness of Japan

"Sight seeing with @scooterbraun. Japan is so tight..."via Echofon, 7:39 p.m.

April 20: Canadian Bieber breaks the rules

"Breaking the rules In japan.. I almost got attacked by ninjas.. It was awsome!" via Echofon, 7:06 p.m.