THE WEEKLY VOLCANO FOLLOWS THE PEOPLE YOU'RE TO EMBARRASSED TO >>>

Just like most good, New Age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mainly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that. Following @Snow on Twitter isn't going to look cool (#alickyboomboomdown).

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with ...

FRED DURST

We'll be honest. @FredDurst was pretty much the inspiration for Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker. Somehow, and don't ask us how, we ended up following the Limp Bizkit frontman - and it's been nothing but entertainment since. It's like that proverbial, gory-ass, nu-metal car accident you just can't help but gawk at.

Here's a look at what @FredDurst has been up to lately:

March, 30: Fred Durst sees Hot Tub Time Machine

"I'm going for it. Sitting in theatre now. Please let it be decent. Love the cast."

via Twittelator, 9:23 p.m.

April, 3: Fred Durst dyes Easter eggs

"You know what time it is!!" via Twittelaor, 8:34 p.m.

APRIL, 7: Fred Durst gets a physical

"Getting my yearly physical. Time to get yours!" via Twittelator, 3:26 p.m.

Tune in tomorrow for more tweets from the life of @freddurst ...