TODAY IN DISAPPOINTMENT >>>

Lakewood isn't the al fresco dining capital of this state. It's not even in the ballpark. But damn it, it's lovely out and my mood lately screams Vitamin D deficiency. So off I went to Vive Bene, an Italian bistro close to Clover Park High school. While the view of busy Gravelly Lake Drive traffic isn't ideal, their small patio is totally effin under the sun.

Pulling in for a late lunch I see the sadness, three metal outdoor tables chained en masse without any sign of happiness.

Bummer.

Still, pasta or a pannini was on the brain. I popped inside and doubled the occupancy.

Then I ordered a cheeseburger. I don't know. It read fancy with Ciabatta bread and all. And I'm always on the lookout for a good burger.

I'm surprised how quick the burger arrived since the preparation time of my requested medium rare option must have been doubled. It was overcooked, to say the least.

The patty was sliced, stacked and quite dry, not exhibiting much in the way of juiciness; and the bun - its two-inch wide minimalist artistic virtues aside - was completely useless. One bite and it looked like a scene from the Hurt Locker. I went on fork and knife duty.

The only bright spot I can manage was the cheddar cheese - which was nicely melted to the point of appearing like a translucent veil blanketing the disappointing patty.

My point here is not to be overly critical. Surely, bad dining experiences happen. That said, I really effin wanted that perfect experience today. I wanted warm sunshine on my face, flowery scents and fresh flavors - and it wasn't even close.

Vive Bene

11126 Gravelly Lake Dr. SW
Lakewood, WA 98499
253.588.8989