THE WEEKLY VOLCANO FOLLOWS B- AND C-LIST CELEBRITIES SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

This week, checking in with...

Weird Al Yankovic

May 31: Weird Al gets deep

"Sometimes I sit and ponder the mathematical impossibility of my very existence, and other times I just think about Wheat Thins." 8:47 a.m., via Web

May 8: Weird Al chills

"Taking a break in the studio. Right now I'm in the special room where Michael Jackson used to hang out with Bubbles." 8:59 p.m., via Web

May 6: Weird Al arrives

"You haven’t truly made it in show biz until a restaurant names a tamale pie special after you." 10:20 a.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano