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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Jessica Alba!

July 10: Jessica Alba goes casual

"Just brushed a hornets nest off my sweats... Yuck" 4:41 p.m., via UberTwitter

July 10: Jessica Alba needs to change her password.

"I'm in France traveling and someone hacked my twitter. Sucks.... but all good now. So hello again tweeples." 5:33 a.m., via UberTwitter

July 7: Jessica Alba is a fan of gloves that don't make sense.

"Chic...." 10:14 a.m., via ibeatyou

July 7: Jessica Alba would look a lot more chic in this picture if she was wearing some gloves that didn't make sense

"Headed to Valentino :)" 9:10 a.m., via ibeatyou

July 4: In response to Jessica Alba's Twitter question, the Weekly Volcano's biggest barbecue mishap involves fantasizing about Jessica Alba cleaning a grill with a brillo pad when we should have been flipping the burgers...

"jerry-rigged a grill cleaner w brillo pad for 4th of July bbq -What r ur BBQ mishaps?" 11:40 a.m., via ibeatyou

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano.