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Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Jackie Chan!

August 1: Jackie Chan has an unnatural obsession with stuffed panda bears... his "babies."

"I'm at the glasses store..my babies are trying on sunglasses too!!" 6:28 a.m., via Twitpic

July 31: See...

"I'm taking my two babies LA & ZY to Asia for the first time!! Guess where?" 2:07 p.m., via Twitpic

July 31: Imagine the honor of finding Jackie Chan's two phones. You can see the honor in the woman's face.

"Here is the family that found my 2 phones. Thank you so much! French people so nice! I love France!" 7:36 a.m., via Twitpic

July 27: Oh, for fuck's sake

"LA & ZY just saw Notre Dame!" 8:48 a.m., via Twitpic

Tune in tomorrow for more hot Twitter Stalking action from the Weekly Volcano