low brow = weaned too early.

its low bar, rick. but thanks for attempting to read. and i never says anything bad about kittehs. not that you were trying to exaggerate, at least not in a way that would make people laugh.

It's really an honor. I blame the lack of anything new being posted to exit133 for LowBar/Inacomaintacoma transition to weekly volcano threads. Wish he'd start a blog on feedtacoma.com... am a tremendous fan. Should fire Steph DeRosa and hire the LowBar... would wake up america's fighting men and women from their Novocaine volcano fog.

nope. everything was cool till i found out about ivan. and until i found out about how you fucking psychopaths get a warm fuzzy about his life. if i could hack i'd destroy this place.

pay low bar

..to shut the fuck up hahahahahahahahaaha. i wonder if ivan in his cage ever wiped his ass with a handful of shredded weakly volcanos, and made a miniature butt clay mount tahoma, and then pissed on it

Low Bar, or Brow as I called him, is a guy that seems to really have us all pegged. I wonder what amazing metropolis he is transplanted from to be able to preach to us lowly Tacomans about how lame we are... Anyway you put it, thanks for the comedic relief...

i love lamp. i love low bar.

i ran into buzz from the melvins at a movie theater, you know the guy who's balls you all juggle when the band come to town, and i told him yeah i'm from the northwest, and rock music blah blah blah and i miss it sometimes and all, and he just looked at me and said: "Why???" hahahahahahahah that was a fucking screamer! Reylan, some of us have heard good music and can just tell the difference. Get over it when someone thinks your band sucks. I mean, do you have better things to do?? Like bore the piss out of people with your band? thanks:)

Low Bar, I don't care if you think we suck. No love lost, but my band is made up of old buds. You F**k with the band, you F**k with my friends. The funny thing is you wrote," Get over it when someone thinks your band sucks. I mean, do you have better things to do?? Like bore the piss out of people with your band? thanks:)" Umm, Don't you have better things to do? You are the troll here, not me. CONTRADICTION. You go out and start a band so I can tell you why you suck... I guess you could tell me what music rules and I'll start a band to appease Low Bar. Probably not. Fun talking with you..

hahaaha whatever. you can't let this go. its obvious to everyone. but what's even more annoyingly pathetic is the volcano staff member who thinks your stupid attempt at getting back at me with a excruciatingly unwitty song was worthy of publishing as a comment of the day. talk about a whole fucking alt weekly with nothing better to write about, let alone a generic garagerocker hahahahaha look reylan, even reading "rev" adam's review of your band one can tell that between the lines, the city of tacoma is sick and fucking tired of how garage just seems to be the go to genre for bands sprouting up in and around the suckhole city of tacoma. and your grasp of the laws of logic is amusing at best. it's not a contradiction my little garage rock elf, it's a comment. HAHAHAH but definitely the icing on the cake of this whole thing, is the genius staff writer who deduced my true identity having been revealed. I was the one who told your idiot ass 'old bud' my real name. You can't fucking reveal something about someone when they just fucking tell you who they are. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Brilliant!!! Now where is that America's got talent Martinez person going to be playing next? I have nothing better to do. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jason. Yes, my band sucks and you are a Vulcan. I too dislike the "Garage" label. To me we are just simple Rock-n-Roll, but Garage fits and we are all fans of the many styles that encompass the genre. If you knew anything, you'd know that. Seriously, what do you hate about Vicci Martinez? The girl's got talent. Is it because she's short as well? What's next a racial dig? I'm Filipino so if you need material, my people are short and are known to eat dogs... You can use that to start on another rant. Whatever. Is there any Tacoma band you like? Just wondering Jason. Also, if you think the writers at The WV are so inept. Why bother reading it? If you hate Tacoma, Why read it? You make the blogs fun I must admit. You did only reveal you name after you were prodded Jason... I use my real name, because i say stuff I'm not afraid to stick behind... Asshat Troll Sage go back to your your mom's basement and wait for crappy bands to come out with more music and The Weekly Volcano to write about them. I'm happy you have found your lot in life. You've helped me write a part of a song. You've kept me entertained.

Asshat troll sage? Bwahahahahaha lay off the dog Rey Rey its impeding your ability to write anything mildly funny. Hey, you said I could use your material. Talent? Yeah so did the Beatles till they got their heads out of their asses and actually began doing something other than just having 'talent'. Anyways, you are right, we should all just embrace mediocrity and smile like idiots. I like Saucy Yoda, and I like Tacoma because I think it can do better. And I didn't 'reveal' my name because I was prodded. I did because I don't give a flying fuck. You want my address next? Its YOUR mom's basement. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAH

"you don't know me fool, You disown me, cool" - ICe T. Jason, You are boring me. Your rants are no longer entertaining, just ignorant rehashing of stuff I've written. Proud to be born and Raised in Tacoma embracing mediocrity- Reylan

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