THE DAILY WORD
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Cockaigne \kah-KAYN\, noun:

An imaginary land of ease and luxury.
Bobble Tiki’s fantasy Cockaigne is a place where Shaun Alexander still runs hard and Mrs. Tiki doesn’t have a problem with the 30 hours a week that Bobble Tiki spends watching football.
THE MORNING NEWS
TACOMA: Rubbing our noses in it.
FEDERAL RESERVE: U.S. economy to slow.
WASHINGTON: The poop on where to hide your pills.
VIRGINIA: This dude is tall.
HUSTLER OF CULTURE
You can stand atop the mountain and scream your naked desires to the universe or shed that synapse epilepsy and hug the South Sound today with your fellow man:
MUSIC: What’s the best thing about the Toga party on Thursday at McCabe’s in Tacoma? If you said it’s hard to conceal a weapon in a toga, Bobble Tiki likes your style. However, the correct answer was the “Sexiest Toga†contest. If you saw what women were able to do with Halloween, wait until they sex up the toga. These are the things Thursday night was meant for.
MORE MUSIC: What's on tonight.
FILM: Today at the Olympia Film Festival.
BOBBLE TIKI’S THREATS AND PROMISES COLUMN
Bobble Tiki loves Mono in VCF. Loves them. Bobble Tiki can’t think of a more original band from Tacoma, and Bobble Tiki can’t think of a band he’d rather spend the night with.
When Bobble Tiki realized Mono in VCF will be taking over the Pacific Science Center’s Laser Dome in Seattle Wednesday, Nov. 14, for a listening party featuring the band’s forthcoming self-titled debut, his jaw hit the floor. Everyone has a record release show, but it takes real cajones to book the Laser Dome.
Breakfast with Bobble Tiki runs Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays. Deal with it.
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