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How much would you pay to witness a boxing match at the Playboy Mansion?

I would pay $245 to see the old man's bed â€" that bed has seen more action than Tommy Lee and Tony Randall â€" combined.

Anyway, Cans Tacoma is giving away two tickets to Fight Night at The Playboy Mansion June 25 in Beverly Hills.  The tickets are worth $2,000, which includes flight, transportation to the Mansion from a Los Angeles hotel, food and beverage during the event, VIP fight tickets (live on ESPN) and the after party.

Anyone can enter to win at Cans this weekend and next weekend.  This contest is free to enter. Just head over to Cans â€" Ninth and A Street in downtown Tacoma â€" between now and June 7 and fill out a ballot.

Ladies!  If you've ever wanted to hook it up with hottie bartenders like Russ from Doyle's or Damon from the Swiss, Valentine's Day will be your shot.

The Swiss will be hosting Single's Night at 7 p.m. and from now and during that evening you can buy $1 raffle tickets for a shot at scoring a date with the likes of Dreamy Damon and Ravishing Russ.

Damon would probably appreciate it if you bought several tickets to win him. His co-worker Scooter has already bought a bunch so he can have his way with him. That's funny.

All of the proceeds are going to a very worthy organization, the Emergency Food Network.

Me?  I've got $10 on Russ. â€" Natasha

Are you really looking for something to do tonight? Does your tenacious appetite for the wild thrills of south Sound nightlife have no bounds? Well, take a night off, for Christmas’s sake. That’s right, it’s Christmas! Enjoy the day off. Rent a video, kick back with the family an make merry.

By the way, did anyone else hear that Margaret Payne won the 20 GB Playstation 3 from Marty Campbell and the Buzzard's Videos and Discs/Stadium Video crew?  She did, you know. Congratulations to runners-up Joe Block, Priti Joshi, Gwen Parker, Paul Sherrodd and David Wilson.

Campbell extends his thanks to everyone who participated in his Holiday Food Drive and Playstation 3 Giveaway.  Thousands of cans of food were collected for St. Leo’s Food Bank.

Stadium Video is open today and tomorrow 11 a.m. to 11:03 p.m. â€" Michael Swan

Call the Weekly Volcano today to win a pair of tickets to see Poncho Sanchez at Jazz Alley April 20, or tickets to the NW Regional BMX/Skate Championships in Tacoma April 28-31 at Thrill Zone.  Call (253) 584-1212 now.  Operators are standing by.