WHEN YOU FLUSH THE JOHN, YOU MAY WONDER...WHERE HAS MY POO GONE? >>>

Wonder no more. After pinching a loaf, taking the Browns to the Thunder Dome, plopping a deuce, leaving a grumpy in the toolbox--or however your linguistic sensibilities lend themselves to describing the event--you no longer have to sit in anxiety, wondering where your abondoned deposit has journeyed.

According to Metro.co.uk:

Flush Tracker allows you to enter the time and location of your most recent toilet visit, and uses Google Maps to let you track your feces as they make their way through your local sewers - with the path the poo has traced highlighted in neon blue, like a kind of scat-fetishist version of Tron.

Watching the travels of your excrement turns out to be a strangely compelling experience, with many Twitter users enthusiastically comparing their turd trajectories. As Times columnist Caitlin Moran wrote: 'Judging by the response I'm getting, Britain has now ground to a HALT watching plop-journeys on company time. WELL DONE BRITAIN.'

The site, created by toilet cleansers Domestos, actually has a serious purpose - it's in support of today's World Toilet Day, highlighting the fact that 2.5 billion people around the world don't have access to proper toilets or sewerage.

Side note: As of yet, Flush Tracker is only available in Europe and South Africa. So, move there, or start writing letters to your local representatives.