THE DAILY WORD
Learn it, use it, spell it
Prink \PRINGK\, transitive verb:
1. To dress up; to deck for show.
intransitive verb:
1. To dress or arrange oneself for show; to primp.
USAGE EXAMPLE: After an episode or two of "Tikis Gone Wild" on DVD, Bobble Tiki often retires to his bathroom to prink himself. Sometimes, if you walk by the Tiki bathroom, you can hear it. Friends and family members sometimes call out to Bobble Tiki, asking what he’s doing in there, to which he replies “Nothing. I’m just prinking.†The only problem with this is Bobble Tiki just learned today what “prink†actually means.
MORNING NEWS
BUSH: Welcome Mr. Pastry.
OBAMA: Pragmatic and shrewd.
PARIS: Get off grandpa's lap.
MONDAY BLOWDOWN
Monday is a notoriously lousy night for live music, as “conventional wisdom†tells you to avoid the bar or club on the start of the “conventional work week.†This is probably the reason that Monday night’s club listings look like Bobble Tiki’s grocery lists â€" short and full of additives and fillers. Tonight in Olympia, though, at Charlie’s of all places, Five Days Dirty will swing through town as part of the band’s West Coast tour. An East Bay Area punk band, kinda, Five Days Dirty is about as fresh faced and sugar sweet as a punk band is allowed to be. If they got any lighter Bobble Tiki is pretty sure a gang of mohawked dudes in tight jeans would pummel them with bike chains. Check out www.myspace.com/5daysdirty.com to see for yourself.
MUSIC: Live music tonight.
As always, Bobble Tiki doesn't care what you do today because he doesn't even know you. And unless you check out the Weekly Volcano's Web site, Bobble Tiki doesn't want to me you. Besides, it's time to blow this joint because it's so obvious you are becoming further and further removed from all that is genuine and real and visceral and virtuous and Bobble Tiki doesn't play that with his noon bowl of Quisp.
OK, Bobble Tiki apologizes. Please be his friend here.
Breakfast with Bobble Tiki runs Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays. Deal with it.
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