November 19, 2010 at 2:20pm
YOU CAN STILL GET TRASHED THE TRASHY WAY!!>>>
Many were blind sided by the recent and sudden ban on Four Loko, that classy, canned cocktail sold at 7-Eleven and other fine establishments. Well, if you can't live without the toxic drink, put your Schlitz Malt Liquor down and listen up, because there's good news. Buzzfeed.com provides a recipe and even video directions for home-brewing this super caffeinated, high-octane beverage at home.
Additional Tips:
Step 1: After mixing, pour into bottle and wrap in paper bag
Step 2: Sit alone on porch and drink while chain smoking
Step 3: Pee outdoors responsibly - i.e. pull down your pants.
Step 4: Try not to drunk dial your mom.
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Kyle Alm said on Nov. 19, 2010 at 2:31pm
I am so glad that CWU got this drink banned from Washington. I am such a proud alumnus.
C-Whoo! Represent!!!
a cool dude in tacoma said on Nov. 19, 2010 at 2:33pm
wow, st ides? i thought fer sure they would have used mickeys.
i think you will need more that a few jolly ranchers i am afraid
Rev. Adam McKinney said on Nov. 19, 2010 at 4:51pm
Saw this a few days ago, and I must say that I think they underestimate how much alcohol is required to replicate the Four Loko experience. St. Ides just wouldn't do it. I think that Tilt would be more appropriate, seeing as how it is 12% ABV like Four Loko, and it now lacks caffeine so the rest of the recipe wouldn't have to be altered on that front.
But if you have to go to this much effort to simulate the experience of drinking something shitty like Four Loko, I think you've kind of missed the point.
--Rev.
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