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Wait! We are not sweating like a pig right now.

Through Rain, Sleet, Snow But Not Recession: Martin Luther King Jr. office and an office in South Tacoma are on the U.S. Postal Service hit list.

Tap, Tap, Tap: Madigan awaits OK from Pentagon for new center for women, children

Not Going Away: Taliban rockets land near embassies in Afghan capital

This Can’t Be Good: Consumer spending rises even as incomes fall.

Hey! How Come He Gets To Go?: Bill Clinton goes to North Korea.

Thought This Already Happened: Democrats may bypass Republicans on health plan.

Sticky Situation: Wife, mistresses ambush cheating man, glue penis to his stomach.

The Colonel Would Be Pissed: KFC left girl brain damaged?

Today's Lesson (While On Drugs):

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You Can Run But You Can't Hide: A man wanted in connection with the kidnapping and assault of a 79-year-old man last month in Lakewood has been found in California.

This Shit Doesn't Fly: Man with wires causes LaGuardia Airport's Central Terminal evacuation.

Iranian Authorities Pissed Off: Mass trial for protesters begins.

Analysis: Confusion swirls over healthcare message.

Alright, Who's Messing Around?: Experts puzzled by spot on Venus.

The Haunting: The dead claim the living through imagined repetition of the horror they endured.

Protection Rackets: In Afghanistan, Americans should deploy Pvt. Social Worker and Maj. Sociologist.

That A Boy!: Lost dog found nine years on, 1,200 miles away.

Shark Week: Ah, that's not as fun!

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Ah the 80s: Sunny and beautiful as a giant diamond licked by nubile virgin cheerleaders drunk on bourbon and lip balm.

All Hell Breaking Loose: Two fires; Lakewood officer’s cars vandalized; Tacoma police officer shoots man in house; Dog cannot find home because he is too ugly.

Middle East: Bombs outside mosques in Baghdad kill at Least 29.

One Bad Apple: Look who resembles what Microsoft was 10 years ago.

Good News?: Recession eases; GDP dip smaller than expected

Slow News Day.

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Let us just peek our heads out the window. OMG! Hot!

Your Vote Doesn't Count: Puyallup residents won't get to vote on whether City Council members should be elected by the entire city.

What The Hecht?: Pierce County Superior Court judge has submitted affidavits claiming he had legitimate reasons for trolling Antique Row.

U.S. Adviser’s Blunt Memo On Iraq: Time "to Go Home."

Africa Hot: Large parts of West Africa are struggling to get back online following damage to an undersea cable. They are sad they can't see this.

Rowe Rowe Rowe To The Bank: Michael Jackson's ex-wife will not seek custody of the kids.

Party Warrior: Mel Gibson attacks fan for snapping photos.

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Shabro Redux: Challenge of auditor dismissed.

Bad Man: University Place fire figure linked to Seattle killing.

Buffalo Suburbs: Bush weighed using military in arrests.

Hubble reawakens: The telescope snaps image of Jupiter scar.

Staycation America Effects: DVD and video game industry surviving recession. Then there's this.

Speaking Of Recession: Six ways the recession has made the world suck less.

Octomom: Ink on the deal for reality show finally dry.

Vote: 10 inappropriate iPhone apps

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Burning Playset: Not sure if people got naked and danced around t, but it has caused sadness at Alling Park.

Fort Lewis Shooting Update: Fort Lewis shooter was a bad man.

Pushing Back The Deadline: White House sees healthcare bill by year's end.

Wheeee!: Quake moves New Zealand toward Australia.

An Insult As Grounds For Arrest: Arrested African American professor Henry Gates "was abusive."

Doing It Wrong: Ousted Honduran leader sets up Nicaragua base.

New Hard Line: A.P. cracks down on unpaid use of articles on Web.

Who Knew?: "I'm not stupid and I'm not a slut," says Paris Hilton.

A new bar has been set

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Pierce County Council: “Party Cove” is so over.

Pierce County Bad Guys: This guy, and this guy, and especially this guy.

Sucks: U.S. deaths hit a record high in Afghanistan.

Incredible Shrinking World: WTO estimates world economic output will shrink by 10 percent.

Yuck: Death in a McDonald’s food processing plant.

Do You Like Movies About Gladiators?: AirTran asks passengers not to watch porn

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Park Pollution: Early effects seen in Rainier, Olympic ecosystems.

South Prairie Pot Head: Tip leads to marijuana operation.

Not That Easy: Task force set up to make recommendations on closing Guantanamo needs more time.

WTF: Is Myanmar going nuclear?

We Suck: U.S. named as top spam-producing country.

Medieval Map Shows Parts Of North America: Expert confirms authenticity of Vinland map.

Get Off Our Lawn You Whipper Snappers!: In the year 2040, there will be 1.3 billion senior citizens.

Daring “Dork” Dirk: Man sets world record for in-line skating down a rollercoaster.

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It Has Sunk In: Cuts to revenue sources have pissed people off.

Beep, Beep Your Ass: New Tacoma Narrows foghorns have pissed people off.

Times Are Tough: Loaner life vests disappearing.

Ho Hum: Landing on the moon is sooo 1969.

Not A Walk In The Park: Both the Obama Administration and Capitol Hill Democrats face considerable hurdles with health care reform and budget deficit concerns.

Bow Wow Wow (Not) Yippe Yo (Not) Yippee Yay: Michael Vick is free.

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Can You Deal With This!: Sen. Patty Murray, D-Wash., muscled Transportation Secretary Ray LaHood over state ferry oversight.

We Will Be Able To Drive Faster!: DOT awards contract for I-5 carpool lanes.

Lowballing Jobless Numbers: U.S. jobless claims slump on timing of auto shutdowns.

Sotomayor Cruising: Testimony likely to wrap up today.

Talking About Giant Steps: Today is the 40th anniversary of the launch of the Apollo 11 mission.

WTF: Waynesville man calls 911 of intent to rob bank.

WTF2: Cat-boy stuns doctors.

Halt! Drop That Penguin!: Penguin deaths prompt sniper aid.