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Judged: Federal Way Municipal Court Judge Michael Morgan filed for re-election Monday even though he did many bad things.

The Sunny South Hill Gang: Bad guys take advantage of weekend weather.

Sgt. Huggy Bear: Sgt. Sterling Terrance Hospedales charged with sex trafficking of a teen.

Your Papers, Please: Passport now required to return to U.S.

Still Missing: Debris spotted along path of Air France Flight 447.

Sotomayor Watch: Reid praises her as “the whole package.”

No Surprise: Bill O’Reilly spins the murder of George Tiller into a rant about … himself.

Those wacky Japanese

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Use It Now: The Sprague Avenue onramp to westbound Highway 16 in Tacoma will close Monday night for two years.

There were 15,195 Pierce County Families In Poverty: United Way put statistical information on towns online.

Speaking Of Gangs: Gang-related shooting in East Tacoma.

Photo Says It All: Italy's Prime Minister says he’ll resign if caught lying about allegations of an improper relationship with a teenager.

We Really Hope This Stops: North Korea test-fires another short-range missile.

About Time: Pentagon plans new arm to wage cyberspace wars.

Civil War: A large amount of Tamil civilians were killed by the Sri Lankan military.

They’re going apeshit all over the Internet

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He Was Sleepy: Disregard sleep-deprived Fort Lewis soldier's story on overdose, attorney asks.

Layoff Loud: Many Port of Tacoma employees at odds with executive director Tim Farrell.

Sexually Charged Dimwits: Two morons damage 14 cars traveling down Interstate 5 by throwing rocks at them off a railroad trestle while playing a sex game.

Casey: Troops could be in Iraq after 2012.

Must Have Been Lively Council Meetings: Mexico arrests 10 mayors with alleged connections to the drug trade.

Not Good: North Korea’s second underground nuclear test signals it’s close to building an atomic weapon.

Strange Bedfellows: Opposing lawyers in Bush v. Gore team up to overturn California’s same-sex marriage ban.

The Definition of Nationalizing: U.S. moves to take over 70 percent of General Motors.

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Broadway LID: Expect construction delays beginning today.

Not In Our Hood: A $1 million federal grant will help pay for three gang-fighting efforts in Pierce County.

Naked Rock Throwers: A 23-year-old man and an 18-year-old woman were arrested on suspicion of damaging at least 14 vehicles by throwing rocks onto them from a railroad trestle over Interstate 5 near Lakewood while naked.

Plowboys And Indians: Brazilian farmers are slaughtering native tribes for land.

Life’s Important Question: Why Meghan McCain is so popular?

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This Shit Works: Expense cuts have paid off for the Port of Tacoma.

Run For Your Lives!: OK, don't. Just a test.

There's Goes The Mini Bar Snickers: Pierce County hotel owners seek new fee to promote tourism.

Where’s Jack Bauer?: Men arrested for plotting to bomb a Bronx synagogue.

Seriously?: The Minnesota Senate race is still not over as Norm Coleman keeps the drive alive.

No Sugar Daddy For The Weekly Volcano: Google CEO says they’re not buying newspapers.

MARIE LANDAU: ARE THE STATE COLLEGE’S GUNS NOT BIG ENOUGH?

The Evergreen State College is notoriously immune to the standard operating procedures that drive most colleges. It has programs instead of classes, evaluations instead of grades, and instead of a valiant bear or wild cat, it has a sick, giant phallus for a mascot. For all these quirks, there is one standard op Evergreen can’t ignore: preparing itself for a campus shooting. Read my full report here.

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More Good News For Car Dealerships: Work begins today on South Tacoma Way.

Join The Crowd: Panel freezes pay for elected officials.

Army investigator: Fort Lewis soldier provided drug to girl, 16

Pension Pukefest: The deficit at the federal agency that guarantees pensions for 44 million Americans more than doubled in the last six months to an historic high, reaching $33.5 billion.

Don’t Do Drugs: Major Mexican drug cartel suspects arrested.

One More Reason: Former Simon Cowell squeeze Terri Seymour was attacked because of her association with the Idol judge.

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Better Find Some Friends: Gov. Gregoire OKs freeway car-pool lanes through Tacoma.

Three Pabsts You're Out: Plan would let police ban repeat offenders from Tacoma parks.

Good One: Obama says no to torture photos. Internet says yes.

Keep Him There: Cheney seizes the spotlight as GOP winces.

What Are You Doing, Drew?: Astronauts begin work to repair the Hubble Telescope.

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