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City of Tacoma's Website: Now with more back-end bacon. (News Tribune)

Not As Gritty: The Pac 40 reopens on Pacific Avenue. (News Tribune)

Ayatollah Not Happy: Iran's supreme leaders criticizes U.S. over assassination allegations. (CNN)

Today In SimCity 4: Does presidential hopeful Herman Cain's 9-9-9 tax plan sound familiar?(Huffington Post)

It Happens: Lawnmower DUI (TruTV)

What About Her Teeth?: Lindsay Lohan gets fired from community service program. (Gawker)

Oh My: Kim Gordon and Thurston Moore break up. (Flavorwire)

Treat Yo Self Day

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Well Isn't This Just Awesome: Subcontractor sues City of Tacoma over Cheney Stadium project. (News Tribune)

R.I.P. Ruby Gray: Tacoma activist died at age 74. (News Tribune)

Shaken Up: Beware terrorists with big hair and snow globes. (CNN)

Better Hide In An Igloo: Former Miss Iceland Anna Bjorndottir has been identified as the tipster who turned in infamous Boston mob boss Whitey Bulger. (CBS News)

Charlton Heston Is Rolling Over In His Beverly Hills Grave: Californians can no longer openly carry handguns in public. (Politico)

"At it's core, it is the most expensive and creative Film History 101 course of all time": Martin Scorsese's children's movie Hugo reviewed. (Hollywood Reporter)

Photos: Betty Draper Francis rocking a surprisingly frumpy house dress. (Huffington Post)

Occupy: Cars jumping rope. (YouTube)

These eight- to 10-year-olds rock Metallica

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Twenty-One Years Later: Pierce County prosecutors file charges in hilltop slaying case. (News Tribune)

He Must Have Really Needed To Do Some Shopping: Lakewood man goes berserk on Lakewood police officer at Lakewood Town Center. (News Tribune)

Occupied: The Wall Street protests spread. (CNN)

How That Bump Made Us Jump!: Johnny Depp has plans to play Dr. Seuss. (Slashfilm)

Once Upon A Midnight Dreary: John Cusack is Edgar Allan Poe. (Collider)

How Do You Move A 340-Ton Rock: Very carefully. (New York Times)

Video: Fake Batman gets beat up. (Tru TV)

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Lousy Lakewood Lawnmover: Dude is robbing old ladies. (News Tribune)

Attack Of The Killer Moths: Canuck Lepidoptera is effing with our cherry trees. (News Tribune)

RIP Steve Jobs: Read his obituary in the New York Times.

The Stories Behind The Stories: The Tacoma Film Festival 2011 opens today. (Weekly Volcano)

We Feel Old: Cassette tape is being removed from the dictionary. (Paste Magazine)

For Whom The Bell Tolls: Metallica turns 30. (stereogum)

Fresh Prince II?: Snoop Dogg to get a NBC family sitcom. (Deadline)

Freddie Mercury II?: Lady Gaga is in talks to front Queen. (NME)

Good Grief: Cafeterias in France ban ketchup. (LA Times)

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Don't Mess With Zeeck In The Wee Hours: Pierce County sheriff's detective suspended for dissing Prosecutor Mark Lindquist. (News Tribune)

It's Back: Someone turned the lights on at Exit113. (Exit133)

Seriously: Fleeing driver climbs a tree in Tacoma. (Seattle PI)

The Avengers Dis-assembled: Exclusive cast portraits revealed. (Entertainment Weekly)

She's Back: Rosie O'Donnell has a new talk show. (Hollywood Reporter)

Of Course: Susan Boyle does Depeche Mode. (Prez Hilton)

Oh Good: Courtney Love to "set the record straight" in her memoir. (Rolling Stone)

Are You People On Drugs?: Movie "Ghost" to be a musical. (Entertainment Weekly)

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The Strike Continues: Tacoma teachers union and school district prepare for a courtroom face-off today. (News Tribune)

Batshit Crazy Robert Hill Update: The Tacoma City Council candidate sent to jail after making uncool comments to a judge. (News Tribune)

Battle For Libya: Libyan fighters enter Moammar Gadhafi's hometown of Sirte as a delegation heads to neighboring Niger to demand it turn over one of the ousted leader's sons. (CNN)

Not Friends: Brad Pitt implied in an interview that his marriage to Jennifer Aniston was so boring it sent him running to the bong. (Radar)

Radiohead Radio: Thom Yorke has made a 25-minute DJ mix for XFM, and it includes a new solo track. (Stereogum)

Photos: Legion commanders are sexy. (Sexy People)

LINK: You need this

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No School: The Tacoma School District called off school. (News Tribune)

Do We Really Have To Look At It?: Washington state revenue forecast will post this morning. (The Olympian)

WTF?: Swiss banking giant UBS discovered that unauthorized trading has cost it an estimated $2 billion. (CNN)

WTF?2: Nicolas Cage awoken by naked man with Fudgesicle. (Reuters)

WTF?3: Lady Gaga has designed the GL10 Instant Mobile Printer. (NME)

He's Honest Dammit: The man in the Gumby suit who tried to rob the 7-11 has turned himself in. (Best Week Ever)

Pearl Jam Twenty: Cameron Crowe discuss the documentary. (Rolling Stone)

Doh!: Could Homer Simpson get his own channel? (Los Angeles Times)

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Camping That Sucks: Over the weekend Pierce County election officials must camp out under florescent lighting counting signatures to recall Assessor-Treasure Dale Washam. (News Tribune)

Let's Party: Bureau of Labor Statistics claims Tacoma's workers' average wage is above the national average. (News Tribune)

If Only The Weekly Volcano Had That Kind Of Money To Embezzle: Citigroup Assistant Vice-President Gary Foster plead guilty to embezzling more than $22 million. (the New York Post)

Please Oh Please Keep The Patdown: Homeland Security Sec. Janet Napolitano said that travelers will soon be able to keep their shoes on when they pass through airport security. (Politico)

Canf I Haf A Drinkf: Evan Rachel Wood accidentally had her tooth knocked out while dancing at a Parisian nightclub. (E Online)

Stupid Internet: The co-founder of Record Store Day may have to close his own record store. (Punknews.org)

Paying The Price: The Price Is Right model Lanisha Cole sues producers for sexual harassment (NY Daily News)

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How Can You Have A High-Speed Chase In Fern Hill?: It happened when a moron stole a car and crashed into a state trooper. (News Tribune)

Innovation Partnership Zone: Can in happen to the east side of Tacoma's Foss waterway? (News Tribune)

Through Rain And Sleet And Email?: The U.S. Postal Service is in trouble (CNN)

Teeny Tiny Waspy Stupidity: Everything that is wrong with fashion magazines today (Dumb As A Blog)

Space Invaders: Atari is making a joystick for the iPad (Gizmodo)

May The Interior Designer Be With You: George Lucas' crazy new offices for LucasFilm in Singapore look like something out of Star Wars movies (Gizmodo)

No It's MY Chemical Romance: Michael Pedicone, the drummer for My Chemical Romance, has been fired for stealing. (Take 40)

Newsflash: Madonna absolutely hates hydrangeas. (Billboard)

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Cards Stacked Against Tacoma Pot Dispensary: Superior Court Judge will not allow Club 420 to snatch confiscated marijuana. (News Tribune) The Weekly Volcano wrote a detailed piece on medical marijuana in Pierce County during the time of the drug raid on Club 420.

Tacoma Week In Review: No strike for teachers (no contract either), more on medical marijuana, and saying "no" to Wal-Mart. (Weekly Volcano)

Shocking: A UK study says suicide bombers in Iraq have killed 12,000 civilians since the war began. (Guardian)

Far Out Man: The Coen brothers are working on a movie about the '60s folk scene. (Rolling Stone)

Hey Foodies!: There are some awesome apps on the iPhone. (Time)

Hey-Hey-Hey: A dude reviews the outfit choices of The Cosby Show characters. One episode at a time. (Huxtable Hotness)

Ha!: "Crap at my Parent's House." (boing boing)