I'm good at a couple of things: making mix tapes, making it to the gym despite a massive hangover (I sweat whiskey droplets on the eliptical and sop them up with a towel, which I wring into my mouth post workout), and finding stupid videos to help you laugh through the drudgery of the cubicle condition.
Here is another of my favorites from the archives (a product of hours, days, months wasted on Youtube). This one is from the genius comedy troupe, Human Giant.
Happy Humpday! Here's a stupid video to help you forget about your TPS reports and Swingline stapler jams. This video was rumored to be from a recording of a dude ripping on acid, stuck in his coat closet. Sorry. The truth is never as interesting. The video was actually made by comedian, Dan Deacon, who has never even ridden Puff the Magic Dragon. But, don't let that keep you from frolicking in the autumn mist and laughing your ass off at a man with an undeniable passion for seahorses.
ONCE YOU GO BLACK SWAN, YOU NEVER GO BACK...SWAN.>>>
Last night Natalie Portman took home a Golden Globe for her leading roll in Black Swan, the dark drama about a ballerina who gets lost in her character and loses her mind. I loved the movie and would like to honor it this Monday by posting the Jim Carrey parody from his performance last week on SNL. It's one of the funniest things I've seen in a while. P.S. sorry for the commercial. Hulu's a bitch.
Everything I learned in the '90s I gleaned from Eddie Vedder lyrics, some of the stuff my parents said, but mostly ... from a little show called Saved By the Bell. The show that made you laugh, showed you just how cool acid-wash jeans and a tucked in dress shirt could be, also imparted life-lessony wisdom. Sure, the gang spent a lot of time getting goofy at The Max, but they also confronted some major young adult issues. Here, the gang gets real. For realsy real.
I've said it once and I'll say it again: There is nothing funnier than watching an old man getting hit in the nuts with a football.
Something that comes close is watching a line of prepubescent boys getting racked in the scrotum as part of a Japanese game show. It was a painful three minutes of video, and I don't even have a pair.
Due to all the crazy ass snow, well, I just got in the mood to spend several hours watching amateur Youtube montages of skiing accidents. Call me what you want, but I don't think there's a person reading this blog that doesn't like a good snow ball to the crotch... Or, you know, watching someone else get one.
So, without further ado, here is an awesome video of people biffing it in the snow. Oh, and I'd like to dedicate this video to my mother, who loves me despite the fact she gave birth to a college graduate who just spent her entire morning watching people getting hit in the nuts.
Before I started working for the Volcano I wasted a lot of time on Youtube... Now, I get paid for it.(So, very, very little.) But, now I can waste away my mornings guilt-free. This morning I cruised Youtube for a couple of hours trying to find that golden nugget of a video to bring to you. I sifted through piles of shitty virals, until I came upon this one. It's shitty, but so shitty that it crosses the line over to brilliance.
Happy humpday! Here's a little Louis C.K to get you through the midweek lull. I was gonna post a story about the man with the world's largest penis (about the size of a wine bottle) for hump day, but I wasn't sure how you'd take it (yep, that was a pun). So, enjoy these Louis CK snippets in lieu of cock. It's probably just as offensive.
P.S. I had to add that last one. Sorry, there's a commercial. But.. worth it.
And the award for "Most Creative Drunk Driver" goes to the butt-ass-naked hay baler from Armarillo, Texas. Well, I'm reading here that the video is a fake. Dream crushers! The disclaimer is probably neccessary. I mean, if you can sue McDonald's for making you fat, you can probably sue Youtube because your drunk uncle tried to run himself through a thresher. Fucking America.
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