December 23, 2008 at 9:27am
December 22, 2008 at 11:23am
SUZY STUMP: MESSIAH SING-ALONG >>>
Tired of missing out on The Rocky Horror Picture Show because your mom (cough!) won’t let you pay to see singing transvestites? Well, you could always settle for the next best thing â€" singing Handel’s Messiah.
(streeeetch.)
A who’s-who of Olympia orchestras and choirs â€" Student Orchestras of Greater Olympia, Masterworks Choral Ensemble, Olympia Chamber Orchestra, Olympia Choral Society, Olympia Symphony Orchestra and Opera Pacifica â€" perform Handel’s glorious masterpiece for you to sing along.
[Washington Center, Monday, Dec. 22, 7:30 p.m., free, 512 Washington St., Olympia, 360. 753. 8586]
December 22, 2008 at 9:37am
SUZY STUMP: PRINT THIS OUT AND MAIL IT OFF >>>
Does your family like to compose those stupid holiday letters that nobody reads? Let me save you a little time during this busy season â€" just copy the letter below, circle the proper selections, fill in the blanks and voila! You’re done!
Dear ______________,
Hello again and Happy Holidays from the _________________! Hope you’re having a wonderful (Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Tribal Council)!
2008 has been a (busy/difficult/drunken) year for us here in _______. Ever since Dad lost his job at the (plant/brewery/pharmaceutical testing lab), it’s been a little tough to make ends meet. Not to worry, though â€" Mom is picking up the slack by taking in (laundry/sewing/johns)!
The kid(s) are doing as well as can be expected under the circumstances. Our (oldest/only) (son/daughter/stepchild/demon spawn) has managed to avoid (school/prison/dope) for another year, while little _______ shows signs of developing a real talent for (sport/music/marksmanship). Even better news â€" those trusty ol’ DNA tests have proven once and for all that our little brood is the fruit of Dad’s loins despite his insistence that the kid(s) (all) kind of look like (the mailman/his brother/Rachel Maddow).
On a sad note, we did lose (Grandpa/Grandma/Fluffy) this year. (He/She) always got a big kick out of (chasing cars/skateboarding/ streetcorner preaching), and the coroner said (he/she) probably never saw the bus that finally got (him/her).
Meanwhile, Cousin _______ did not fare well during (his/her) recent (stress test/gender crisis/parole hearing). Still, (his/her) (doctor/psychiatrist/warden) insists that (he/she) can expect a speedy (recovery/approval for implant surgery/execution).
Now some good news: Aunt _______ won a huge pot of cash playing (bingo/the lottery/high stakes poker) last October! Her winnings helped her family through Uncle _______’s recent (surgery/litigation/indecent exposure charges) with enough left over to pay for Auntie’s (BMW/defibrillator/personal masseuse from Argentina named Raoul).
Our friends and neighbors have had an interesting year as well. The family next door had to leave their home due to (mold spores/sheriff’s orders/our little one’s fascination with arson). The whole neighborhood turned out at the church down the street for a benefit supper for them which our family (organized/wasn’t told about).
For our best friends, the _______, 2008 was a year full of (joy/embarrassment/bench warrants). After a long and difficult time, they’ve finally gotten (new jobs/their dream home/divorced). 2009 can only get better!
That’s all the news from our home here in _____________.
If you’re ever in our neck of the woods, be sure and (stop by/drive past/pay us the money you owe us).
That’s about it for now! Have a great (Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice/ Intifadah/Sortie) and a Happy New Year!
Love,
Us!
December 22, 2008 at 9:30am
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December 20, 2008 at 10:00am
December 19, 2008 at 4:00pm
BRAD ALLEN: GOOD GRIEF â€" PAPPI’S SWARNER’S JUKEBOX >>>
For the last three weeks Pappi Swarner has been spinning that damn Charlie Brown record by Vince Guaraldi. This time every year Pappi finds nostalgic pleasure in Charlie Brown's decades-old Christmas cartoon. He admires the brainy Linus and his ragged blanket; sympathizes with the indecisive Charlie Brown, whose self-inquisition define him as a ringer for a future writer; he adores the shrill Lucy, who wears her heart on her sleeve for Schroeder, the Beethoven devotee; and then there's Sally, who has a moribund, blunt interpretation of her emotions; and finally Snoopy, that cantankerous pooch with clear logic and moody dramatics in every bark.
Good grief times.
Anyway, it’s Friday afternoon at the Weekly Volcano World Headquarters and our nostalgic leader Pappi is in full-blown holiday cheer. He’s fired up his jukebox, and what a surprise, more freakin’ Guaraldi-like music. Thankfully, today he added a twist to Guaraldi’s “Linus and Lucy†tunes.
Merry Christmas, everyone!
December 19, 2008 at 10:00am
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December 17, 2008 at 11:30am
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