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In Switzerland, people can hire horrifying clowns to stalk their children as a birthday present.

The Library of Congress will archive all of Twitter for future generations. People of the future are going to think we were idiots.

Inmates scam Uncle Sam by filing returns for fake jobs.

Mother Russia doesn't play that. The country formally suspended all American adoptions of Russian children today after a 7-year-old adopted Russian boy was sent back to Moscow alone when the Tennessee mother thought he wasn't well-adjusted.

All these earthquakes are just a coincidence.

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Danger Bomb Alarm Clock

Tea Party activists plan tax day protests in Olympia, Seattle

Strong earthquake strikes western China.

Should UFO phenomena be taught in universities?

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Tulane University-led study found that kids who were spanked are twice as likely to become a bully.

President Obama will host a historic two-day, 47-nation summit regarding keeping nuclear materials away from terrorists.

A UFO was photographed in Tennessee.

Could Hillary Clinton bcome a Supreme Court Justice?

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Anger in downtown Olympia

Eff bullies

Apparently three percent of parents regret what they named their child, but can't do anything about it now. Our regards go out to the parents of Waka Flocka Flame.

Jimmy Fallon: Weekend Update charades

Sheriff in a Texas town tells residents to start packing heat.

It's Dennis Quaid's birthday!

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Check out Tacoma Tomorrow blog's new Tacoma to Olympia Corridor series that will include commentary and ideas about the role of efficient and frequent public transit in Tacoma's future.

The Lakewood-centric blog The Suburban Times conducted a poll with curious results. "What's the saying? A few bad apples spoil the bunch."

U.S. and Russia sign a nuclear arms reduction treaty.

The world's oldest bungee jumper.

Chris Rock mercilessly mocks Dave Letterman about his messy personal life.

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Teabonics Flickr Collection

Great. First the economy and now this: new species of giant man-eating lizard discovered in the Philippines.

Police in Brooklyn close six stores on the same block for selling dope.

Alien landing prank causes problems in Japan.

Charline.

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Inappropriate online comments: Is the solution is a "trusted " tier and an inflammatory off-topic tier?

25 are dead as an explosion rocks a West Virginia coal mine.

What? No Tacoma? Screw the Dairy Queen Blizzard Mobile.

RR Anderson heard Dale Chihuly was going to blow up the Fun Center in Seattle and build his own Museum of Glass.

Two dozen women march topless in Portland to protest societal attitudes regarding male and female nudity.

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If our stylist spent 8 minutes on our hair, or our favorite chef 8 minutes on our lasagna, we might be upset. But for some strange reason we're perfectly happy watching our favorite performance artist for 8 minutes.

Unfortunately, it won't be this Monday as planned.

The Barefoot Collective has canceled its 8@8 scheduled for Monday, March 29 due to artist cancellations and lack of interest, which is sad. The next 8@8 will be Monday, May 24 at 8 p.m.

8@8 offers local artists an opportunity to unveil their works in progress. Each artist receives a maximum of 8 minutes to show new material. After the show, the performing artists may receive feedback from the audience.

Tickets are $5 at the door.

If you are interested in performing, call Barefoot at 253.272.4219.

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Portland school bans hugs

Jamie Oliver's mission is to bring healthy food to fat, slothful Americans, at taxpayer expense, of course.

Bank of America and Wells Fargo might not pay federal taxes this year. It's good to be them.

Feeling a little low? Need to bounce back from a bad day? This looks like a dizzy way to do it.

Diesel has created a limited edition Iron Man 2 cologne.

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This just out of the City of Tacoma headquarters:

On March 31 at 9 a.m., the City of Tacoma in partnership with the Washington State Department of Transportation, will host a ribbon cutting celebration to commemorate the completion of the re-cabling work and the turnback agreement for the Murray Morgan Bridge.

In February, the bridge was closed for the cables to be removed and replaced. The cabling work is now complete and the bridge will re-open to pedestrians by the end of March. The celebration will also acknowledge the turnback agreement between the City and State. In December 2009, the City took over ownership, operation, and maintenance of the Murray Morgan Bridge.

All are welcome to attend the ribbon cutting on the west side of the bridge (near the intersection of A and 11^th streets) where both City and State officials will speak, a ribbon will be cut and the bridge will be raised and lowered. 

For more information, visit the Murray Morgan Bridge project Web site at www.cityoftacoma.org/MMB.