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Who Knew?: A woman dies after she receives lungs from a 30-year smoker.

A sign?: A 62-foot-tall, $250,000 statue of Jesus outside of Cincinnati, Ohio, was struck by lightening last night and burned to the ground.

Gen. David Petraeus passes out in the middle of a Senate hearing. We would too.

Californian construction worker Gary Brooks Faulkner, 52, traveled to Pakistan with night-vision goggles, a pistol and a 40-inch sword to kill Osama bin Laden. He was detained by Pakistani authorities on Sunday, but suspiciously allowed on an American flight.

Hate the constant humming while watching the World Cup? It's just vuvuzelas, you're not going insane. Get an anti-vuvuzela filter to cancel out the noise.

NASA says a massive storm of solar flares will hit around 2013, which could fuck up a lot of electronics.

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Pres. Obama's old New York City apartment is for rent.

Pope Benedict XVI promised to "do everything possible" to keep priests from molesting/raping children ever again.

Were pre-historic sea monsters warm-blooded?

Seems like it would be a bad idea to do a backflip in a Celtics cheerleader uniform.

An oldie but a goodie:

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When Pixar becomes reality: There's a fish with hands.

Porn actor Bruce Borihanh killed a co-worker with a samurai sword then jumped off a cliff.

In a surprise to no one: The trailer for 50 cent's new movie Gun looks terrible.

Credit report: Yes, there are now Twilight credit cards.

A quarter-century ago today, The Goonies was released!

SATURDAY, JUNE 5, 2010 >>>

1. Two giants of Sasquatch research will be at the Washington State History Museum hosting an audience discussion of all things Sasquatch beginning at 10:30 a.m. Dr. Jeffrey Meldrum and Robert Gimlin will be discussing their collected evidence, taking audience questions, and meeting with attendees. Aftward, tour the Giants in the Mountains: The Search for Sasquatch exhibit, which will close June 27.

2. The Tacoma Art Place will host a fundrasier art garage sale from 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. today and tomorrow. Get in on the deals.

3. The Maritime Gig Festival will take over Harborview Drive in downtown Tacoma from 8 a.m. to 10 p.m. Saturday and 7 a.m. -4:30 p.m. tomorrow. The parade starts at 10 a.m. today. Beware of boaters with sweaters draped around their necks.

4. The Museum of Glass hosts another History of Glass lecture today from 1-2 p.m. Renowned artist, teacher and historian Walter Lieberman will lecture on glass during the Art Deco age, 1920s-1940s.

5. Tempest Lounge will host the House Blend CD Release Party featuring DJs dAb, Sticky J and Bilori. Admission is free. Also, free promo CDs will be handed out.

LINK: More arts and entertainment events in the South Sound

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Iranian officials report that three American hikers accused of being "spies" after wandering into Iran last year may be swapped with Iranian prisoners. Why couldn't they have just hiked the Pacific Crest Trail trial like normal hippies?

Fifty-seven new mummy tombs were found in Egypt.

A 53-year-old Chinese computer science professor has been jailed for three and a half years for holding orgies.

Creativity linked to mental health

Bill Clinton got rear-ended.

South Korean President Lee Myung-bak declared strong retaliatory measures today against North Korea for torpedoing a navy ship. This can't turn out well.

A shoplifter gets life in prison for flashing his gun at Walmart.

It is possible for a man of vision to break a board over his head:

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Today in Lightfair trade show news: Philips gone wild.

Libyan plane crashes near Tripoli, killing more than 100, a 10-year-old Dutch boy is the only survivor.

Movies with a chaser: How pairing a cocktail with your favorite flick can help kick the experience up a notch.

Good news! The oil companies are not at fault for the Gulf Coast oil spill.

Tacoma's Daze of Never band needs a female singer.

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Latest in beer technology: a see-through box

Some black holes can kill entire galaxies.

Playboy jumps on the 3-D bandwagon with a 3-D centerfold spread.

AT&T has the iPhone exclusively through 2012.

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Lahar fail

Dale Chihuly finds a warm welcome in western Michigan.

Anti-gay preacher caught on vacation with with male hooker.

Top 10 reasons you should quit Facebook. In other news, have you joined the Weekly Volcano's Community yet?

Famous movie quotes in chart form.

Star Wars + Lego + Stop motion = Geekgasm

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Apple sold 1,000,000 iPads in one month.

Actress Lynn Redgrave died Sunday after a seven-year battle with breast cancer.

There's a Skunk Ape in South Georgia.

Foodies, take note: The carts are coming. (The News Tribune)

Stephen Hawking predicts time travel.

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Five creative ways to open a bottle of wine that guarantee instant party-stardom.

Space balloon crashes in Australia.

Koreans gone bad

Life is hard for conservatives in Hollywood.

Scared of mice? Call your lesbian friend.