The Weekly Volcano follows Tweeting celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Bette Midler!

Today: Bette Midler hands out a compliment... we think.

"I love Boston. It's so common." via web

Aug. 10: Bette Midler talks stardom

"It didn't used to be like this. Years ago, stars had glamour... and pubic hair." via web

Aug. 13: Bette Midler talks stardom, some more

"You know, the sun is just another middle-aged star." via web

Aug. 16: OK, there's definitely a trend here...

"I worry about old stars. Where do they go now that "Murder, She Wrote" is off the air?" via web

July 30: Bette Midler is the Brett Favre of showgirls... we don't mean a waffler, just resilent and tough

"Perfect attendance!" via Twitpic

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BONUS BETTE MIDLER WITH A FREAKY CAT PIC!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Rivers Cuomo!

Aug 14: Rivers Cuomo is getting big

"Almost completely lost my voice so had 2 take steroids this morning. Might be xtra aggro tonight so watch out." via UberTwitter

July 17: Rivers Cuomo thinks about the big questions in life

"If you shave your dog, do you have to put sunscreen on it?" via UberTwitter

July 15: This probably has something to do with the steroids

"Did some sick bare-tummy bumping with some sweaty dudes tonight!" via UberTwitter

July 3: Rivers Cuomo keeps it real

"Got a hundred dollar check from my grandparents for my birthday." via UberTwitter

June 28: This has been obvious for a while

"Ravers Cuomo." via UberTwitter

June 5: Rivers Cuomo has everyday problems

"I hate it when my nipples get erect." via UberTwitter

May 14: Rivers Cuomo makes endorsements you can trust

"I would recommend the Colace brand to anyone looking for a good stool softener." via UberTwitter

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BONUS RIVERS CUOMO PIC!

The Weekly Volcano follows MASSIVE celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Lady Gaga!

Aug. 10: Lady Gaga is big with the teens.

"Just emerged from studio bender to hear we won two teen choice awards. Thank you for believing in me little monsters! I'm your hooker. X" via web

July 29: Coincidentally, Weekly Volcano editor Matt Driscoll is wearing the same exact outfit today, and he also smells like tequila.

"Days off in the AZ Desert: Cactus fashion + Tequila. Can't make me take off my leather, I would rather faint" via Twitpic

July 24: Awesome.

"In my former dressing room of my old Dallas gay stomping grounds. They supported me first. SO RAD COWBOYS." via Openbeak

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BONUS LADY GAGA PIC!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Paris Hilton!

Earlier today: When Paris Hilton hangs with her aunt, it's much hotter and Twitter-worthy than when you hang with your aunt.

"At My Favorite Club in LA @DraisHollywood with My Beautiful Aunt @KyleRichards18 and @hurricancar" via Twitpic

Aug. 11: You can tell a dog is happy when its eyes are almost popping out

"Chilling at @DraisHollywood Pool with Harajuku." via Twitpic

Aug. 10: Mr. Miyagi would have never signed off on this

"Couture Karate Kid in Hot Pink Louboutins ;)" via Twitpic

Aug. 8: Paris Hilton's other piece of advice had to do with sex tape production

"A little piece of advice..."

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BONUS PICTURE OF PARIS HILTON SURROUNDED BY TORMENTED CREATURES!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Ellen Degeneres

Aug. 5: Ellen Degeneres divulges the truth of TV, and perhaps life.

"I’ve learned 2 things about TV. It’s always easier with vodka & some of the best singers are from the Philippines." via web

July 31: The photo taken moments before Ellen Degeneres got mauled by a pack of racoons and contracted rabies.

"Hanging out with the newest additions to our family at the farm." via web

July 26: Ellen Degeneres sticks up for cheerleading

"A federal judge ruled that cheerleading isn't a sport, but I disagree. Can you do a basket toss double down off a pyramid? Didn't think so." via web

July 5: Ellen Degeneres sticks up for Dennis Quaid

"One newspaper reported that Dennis Quaid locked a little girl in his trunk. They were wrong. It was my writer. And his name is Jason." via web

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Fred Durst (Again! Because it's funny!)

Aug. 5: Fred Durst solicites for personal trainers via Twitter.

"Any decent trainer out there wanting to go on 10 wk tour with me, expense paid, and train with me? Boat leaves Aug 15 - hit me up" via Twittelator

Aug. 4: Fred Durst is part of a biker gang that includes that one guy from that one movie

"About to take off on our ride for aids research with William H Macy"

July 31: Just one more reason why it's cool to be backstage with da Bizkit - codpieces

"Backstage with @wesborland about to play in 30 min Syracuse rockfest."

July 28: Fred Durst is watching you...

"I just saw a very pretty girl eat a booger while watching Inception. Couldn't believe it. From nose to finger to mouth in 5 secs. Gross."

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BONUS PICTURE OF FRED DURST HANGING OUT WITH SOME EXTREMELY DRUNK DUDE AT A HOOTERS!

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Sebastian Bach!

August 2: Sebastian Bach shops just like you... only in New Jersey.

"I'm at Best Buy - East Brunswick NJ (Store 598) (300 State Route 18, Suite 4, East Brunswick)." 3:21 p.m.

August 2: Sebastian Bach eats just like you... only in New Jersey.

"I'm at Subway (Midstate Mall at Rt. 18) (314 Route 18, East Brunswick)." 3 p.m.

July 24: Sebastian Bach shops for electronics just like you... did in 1987.

"I'm at Radio Shack." 11:27 a.m.

July 10: Sebsatian Bach does Norway just like you... would if you were kind of a sad, aging metal joke.

"Norway , bitches! Lemmy from motörhead is a true gentleman" 10:36 a.m.

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The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Jackie Chan!

August 1: Jackie Chan has an unnatural obsession with stuffed panda bears... his "babies."

"I'm at the glasses store..my babies are trying on sunglasses too!!" 6:28 a.m., via Twitpic

July 31: See...

"I'm taking my two babies LA & ZY to Asia for the first time!! Guess where?" 2:07 p.m., via Twitpic

July 31: Imagine the honor of finding Jackie Chan's two phones. You can see the honor in the woman's face.

"Here is the family that found my 2 phones. Thank you so much! French people so nice! I love France!" 7:36 a.m., via Twitpic

July 27: Oh, for fuck's sake

"LA & ZY just saw Notre Dame!" 8:48 a.m., via Twitpic

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The Weekly Volcano follows yammering celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Kanye West!

Earlier Today: Kanye west just can't get no satisfaction

"I specifically ordered persian rugs with cherub imagery!!! What do I have to do to get a simple persian rug with cherub imagery uuuuugh" about 4 hours ago, via Web

Earlier Today: Firt persian rugs with cherub imagery, now this...

"Vintage Hermes travel bags are tight yo!!!"

July 28: OK, now this is really just getting bizarre. Is this Kanye West's Twitter account, or my grandma's?

"I'm into these type of glasses this is a new decade its over with for all those tongue and cheek ironic..." 10:40 p.m., via Twitpic

July 29: Oh, for fuck sake...

"I hate half empty water bottles so I copped these #goblets to drink out of" 9:38 p.m., via Web

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BONUS TWITTER PIC OF KANYE'S WEST'S COUCH

The Weekly Volcano follows B & C-list celebrities so you don't have to >>>

Just like most good, new-age, social media applications, Twitter allows people to share and be privy to once personal, almost wholly pointless information about peoples' lives. It's seemingly endless. While Twitter is mostly full of everyday, ho-hum people - just like you and me, sharing info about what type of oatmeal we ate for breakfast and where we get our hair cut - Twitter is also a magnet for the moderately-famous.

Stars of yesterday, illiterate millionaire athletes, former cast members of Saved By the Bell - you can follow them all, intimately, on Twitter.

But, you've got standards. We get that.

That's why we'll do it for you, in a feature we like to call Weekly Volcano Twitter Stalker.

Today, checking in with...

Spencer Pratt!

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